The Mind Of Sams

senor-bizarro:

illusionwaltz:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

I think I just had too much of internet today

DONG POPS!!!!

If you could somehow make these with a creamy white center that doesn’t freeze along with the rest of the pop…

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general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

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gamerspirit:

thehimesama:

shnozzberries:

sexual

I

I fucking lost it when I faced these two

Onyx used Harden!

Cloyster used Soak!

(Source: yellowfur, via dick-astley)

Tornado Alert

apersonallesson:

// there is a high chance of tornados in my area (newport news VA) if you live nearby please be safe//

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fwiffo:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

literally the future

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ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic, via julieisforlovers)

For those of you on the fence about Wildstar 

THIS

apersonallesson:

// Silent Screaming //

naoren:

As requested, here are rebloggable versions of Culithe and Cunine~

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